TBTF Corp.

Too Big To Fail — and Proud Of It.

Who we are

TBTF Corp. is a diversified enterprise of enterprises, committed to perpetually realigning resources, optimizing headcount, and delivering shareholder confidence through bold restructuring. Since our founding in the aftermath of several unnamed fiscal events, we have become the world’s preferred destination for people and processes in search of new reporting lines.

Our Mission

To responsibly absorb talent, functions, and optimism into scalable organizational units — ensuring continuity, alignment, and the appearance of momentum.

Our Vision

A future where every business unit has been properly realigned, every KPI has its own sub-KPI, and no meeting ends without a next steps slide.

Our Values (We Call Them Pillars)

• Alignment over Outcome. If everyone is aligned, something good will eventually happen.

• Optimized Inertia. We preserve momentum by creating more pathways for workflows to circulate.

• Agile Documentation. We document the agility of our agility.

• People-First Processes. People are the inputs to our process engine; we optimize their availability.

• Continuous Realignment. There is always a better org chart ahead.

What We Do (In Plain Corporate)

• Create interim task forces to determine whether the work should continue.

• Provide centralized services that ensure decentralized teams stay busy.

• Host offsite alignment retreats, quarterly synergy summits, and monthly “future-focused” check-ins.

• Publish frameworks, playbooks, and slide decks that help lines of business sound like they have long-term plans.

• Acquire promising initiatives and carefully maintain them in a business incubator until they become “legacy projects.”