Our Services

Embrace the absurdity of corporate life with tbtf’s unique wellness offerings

Absorption Bootcamp

Dive deep into the art of nodding and looking serious without understanding.

Employees in a meeting room staring blankly at a whiteboard filled with nonsensical charts.
Employees in a meeting room staring blankly at a whiteboard filled with nonsensical charts.
Alignment Sessions

Perfect your posture for endless meetings and master the cosmic dance of office politics.

Two employees awkwardly aligning their chairs and laptops in a cubicle maze.
Two employees awkwardly aligning their chairs and laptops in a cubicle maze.
A cartoon office scene with employees in endless meetings, papers flying, and a clock showing time standing still.
A cartoon office scene with employees in endless meetings, papers flying, and a clock showing time standing still.

Endless meetings.

Quick Questions

What is tbtf corp?

A satirical group poking fun at endless meetings and corporate life.

What’s 'You’ve Been Absorbed'?

Our flagship comic series that humorously captures the absurdity of office culture.

Is this a wellness program?

Partly! It’s a mix of workplace wellness and existential training wrapped in satire.

Who should join tbtf corp?

Anyone tired of corporate jargon and endless circular progress.

How do I get involved?

Engage with our comics and embrace the art of ambiguity.

Can this help with real workplace stress?

It offers a humorous lens that might just make those endless meetings a bit more bearable.

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